No Choice ...
Boyfriends are like panipuri, Tastes good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot & spicy,eaten frquently. Husbands r like Dal RICE, eaten whn there is no choice....
Tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,
main bhi sukhi.

GF & Wife
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY........

Table Tennis
Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis

Santa Banta
Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : Its Means...
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service

Kismat
shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.